All The Challenges You Face When You Have A Crush On Your Neighbour

Sometimes a really hot person moves to the house next to yours and you can’t help but fall deeply for them.

Of course, the appeal of the hot neighbor is impossible to deny; how can you consistently rebuff a lovely face you see every day on the stairs or hang-line? Sooner or later, alcohol or a lack of self-discipline will lead you into a licentious entanglement with the neighbor, particularly if you’re an emotional parasite or a ‘fisi’

However, crushing on your neighbour comes with it’s own bag of setbacks. All sorts of complications arise and you wish this was much straightforward. But it will never be. Here are some of the challenges you face when you are crushing on your neighbour.

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1. You avoid bringing new catches over to your house because you don’t want to ruin your chances with your neighbour.

Since it’s important not to send the wrong signal out there even before you have a chance to make your crush know you like them, you try as hard as possible to show them you are ‘single and available.’

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2. Being heartbroken when you see them bring another person to their house. 

Your head gets filled with many thoughts about what they might be doing in there.

3. You take forever to pour out your heart to them because you are afraid of how awkward it will get if they reject you.

The ‘waiting game’stresses you out.You can’t decide whether to approach this person or not. You literally become a Kalonzo.

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4. You end up having no personal space if you decide to date.

If your neighbour says yes and you start dating, you will never have any personal space. They will literally move over to you house and use their own house as a storage facility. there will be no difference between you and a married couple. Actually the only difference between you and a married couple is that they chose to live together while you on the other hand are being forced to do so.

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5. And it gets even worse when the two of you break up.

Normally, our exes vanish after a breakup. But with a neighbor ex, they haunt your life, reminding you of your inadequacies every time you step out of your house. Personally, in order to find inner peace,  I love to imagine all my exes moved to a different plane of existence, somewhere boring and joyless. But when you have your neighbor as your ex, you can them having parties,enjoying laugh and even making love to new people.