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Everything a fuckboy says to try and convince you he’s not a fuckboy
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Parrot
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Lyin’ ass If he's tall, charming, and fuck-able enough for you to voluntarily ride, basically all signs point to him being a fuckboy. Like the other day, I had a decent conversation with a guy I met on the train, but I'd never give him a shot because he wreaked of fuckboy status. He also asked me to "be his" (hell nah) after we'd know each other for 30 minutes, but that's besides the fact. So if you're swaying on someone, unsure whether they really mean it or not, here's a list of everything he's probably already said to try and convince you he's not a fuckboy, even though he definitely is.
All The Challenges You Face When You Have A Crush On Your Neighbour
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Parrot
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Sometimes a really hot person moves to the house next to yours and you can’t help but fall deeply for them. Of course, the appeal of the hot neighbor is impossible to deny; how can you consistently rebuff a lovely face you see every day on the stairs or hang-line? Sooner or later, alcohol or a lack of self-discipline will lead you into a licentious entanglement with the neighbor, particularly if you’re an emotional parasite or a ‘fisi’ However, crushing on your neighbour comes with it’s own bag of setbacks. All sorts of complications arise and you wish this was much straightforward. But it will never be. Here are some of the challenges you face when you are crushing on your neighbour.










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